Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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