my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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