lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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