Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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