I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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