He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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