He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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