I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Randomize
