i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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