Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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