there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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