I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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