I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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