he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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