the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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