he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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