Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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