omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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