sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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