then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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