my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
