i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
