I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize