Small penises have feelings too.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
then he tried to convert me to islam
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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