Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Bring me that man meat
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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