Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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