Her vagina should come with caution tape.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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