The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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