Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
This baby is an asshole
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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