dude i'm inner monologue high
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
soo... how was my night?
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