Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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