Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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