Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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