Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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