I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
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