Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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