Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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