Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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