Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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