get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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