I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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