Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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