Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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