that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
tell me about the fingering
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