I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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