I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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