i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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