White coat. Heels.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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