Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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