i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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