My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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