i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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