You did not just play the dead husband card again.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I have fence marks all over my body
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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