Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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