As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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