You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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