Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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